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Shia LaBeouf arrested for DUI

Early Sunday morning at around 3 a.m., an inebriated Shia LaBeouf, 22, hit another car with his Ford F-150 while attempting an illegal left turn causing his car to roll. No major injuries were reported, but Shia was taken to the hospital where he underwent surgery for his left hand. The Shia’s passenger and the other driver suffered minor injuries.

A witness tells us he heard a loud crash around 2:45 AM, then the sound of Shia’s truck rolling over. The witness said he heard what he thought was a girl screaming “F**k,” among other things.

When he got down to scene, Shia was already out of the car and the female riding with him was crawling out of the driver’s side of the truck. The truck was smoking, making noise and still running. The driver of the other car was also out of the car by this time.

Shia and the female stood over by a wall while people were checking to see if everyone was okay. The witness said unlike most of the wrecks he’s seen in the dangerous intersection, no one was cursing or yelling at each other. It took the cops 4-5 minutes to arrive at the scene.

Two ambulances — along with one fire truck — showed up, and all parties involved walked to an ambulance unassisted. There were no breathalyzers or tests done at the scene.

Since this is Hollywood, Shia’s charges have been reduced from a felony DUI to a misdemeanor DUI. The chief of police is already preparing Shia’s boquet of flowers. It is unclear at this time whether it will consist of roses, tulips, daffadils or a mixture of all three. Also unclear at this time is whether the girl sent by the judge to give Shia a bj in the OR is a virgin or not. I’m leaning towards the former. Larger version of Shia’s flipped Ford F-150 here.

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