Yesterday, Tobey Maguire and his wife were being blinded by the paparazzi as they tried to drive away. When the paps weren’t letting them through, Tobey got pissed and yelled, “Get the fuck out of the way. I can’t see. There are cars here motherfuckers.”

Tobey has more patience than I do because I would have ran them over. During my trial, I’ll just show the jury this video and everyone who sees it will think they’re at a rave or something. There’s a distinct possibility one of the jurors may even break out their glow sticks.