Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne may be banned from Malaysia for the same reason I was. Being too sexy. Islamic opposition has requested the Malaysian government cancel an Avril Lavigne performance on Aug. 29 on account of it being “too sexy” for locals.

“It is considered too sexy for us…it’s not good for viewers in Malaysia,” party official Kamarulzaman Mohamed was quoted by the Associated Press as saying. “We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models.”

E! Online says Malaysia often bans obscene behavior on stage. What is obscene? Jumping, shouting, hugging and kissing or displaying any sexual imagery or drug references.

On second thought, they should cancel this concert. If this is true, it’ll be pretty boring and maybe a little creepy. Her fans will be standing around glassy-eyed like kids from Children of the Corn. The only way you can tell they’re rocking out is by them swaying side to side. But no more than 1.5 inches to the left or right. Anything past that and they’ll be caned.

Here’s Avril being obscene.

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