Axl Rose is horny

Axl Rose made an appearance at a Hollywood Party and it sounds like he took a real shine to Kelly Osbourne. According to New York designer Richie Rich, Axl made a pass at Kelly. Well, it wasn’t so much as a pass as it was a predatory overture.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f*** you!”

This is Kelly Osbourne, not Kelly Brook. Was Axl simply confused or has these 10+ years of working on Chinese Democracy and having the FBI raid bloggers caused a psychotic break? Because I have a list of things I’d rather do before I would fuck Kelly Osbourne. One of them is “kill myself.” Another is “kill myself again.”