Britney Spears

Rumors were floating yesterday that Britney was dating her bodyguard after pictures of the two flirting at the pool surfaced. These claims were denied by manager Larry Rudolph who says Britney is “100% single.” Rudolph adds that the guy with Britney isn’t even on her security team, he’s a staff photographer.

Way to create wanton desire, Rudolph. Britney’s available! Men around the world will be relieved when they hear this… if they’ve been living in a cave for the past eight years. You’re better off trying to generate buzz among the jungle tribes of Africa, but even then, they’re more likely to call her “The White Devil” and chuck spears at her than to worship her.