Cassie

R&B singer and rumored P. Diddy arm candy, Cassie, pierced both her nipples in defiance of breast cancer, of which her mother is a two time survivor. Take that you stupid cells. Cassie reasons:

“I got my piercings before I got my results, like positive energy… I think it’s sexy. I’m proud of them.” “I’m sitting there with my parents, my mom’s sobbing after she finds out that I don’t have the gene, and I’m like, `Guess what, mom and dad, I got my nipples pierced.’

“It was nerve-racking because I was like, `My mom’s going to kill me if I have this gene and I got these things.'”

Cancer doesn’t stand a chance against illogical reasoning. You dare divide at an uncontrolled rate? I’ll divide YOU at an uncontrolled rate. Because like my father always said, “the best defense is a nonsensical offense” and he always punctuated that statement with, “I think I can see Cassie’s nipples.”

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