Cindy Crawford is 42, but she might as well be immortal because her body still looks better than those of half of the younger celebrities. I mean, if Tara Reid and Cindy Crawford were ever to see each other naked, it would result in uncontrollable sobbing from both of them. From Cindy because she just saw the Frankenstein of celebrities. “Those folds. Those warped breasts. The horror, the horror,” she would cry. From Tara because, well, that’s what ugly people do.