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Diddy is sick and tired of high gas prices

Here’s Diddy lamenting the fact that he has to now fly commercial instead of on his awesome personal jet due to the rising price of gas. The $200,000 to $250,000 round trip from LA to NYC has forced him to fly American Airlines of all things. Like a peon!

Diddy goes on to issue a plea to his Saudi Arabian brothers to send him some oil for his jet. Maybe they can drop it in the form of a care package via cargo plane using one of those fancy parachutes like the Red Cross does. C’mon. Diddy’s in dire straits here. What’s a struggling actor making $35 million a year to do?

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6 Responses to “Diddy is sick and tired of high gas prices”

  • chewy

    i think diddy was being humorous and knew how this would come across. but he didn’t realize that high gas prices are no laughing matter. he’s still rich though. he should go buy a pipeline.

  • Moosetounge

    Or he should just shut his stupid f’n face, this being the option that I personally endorse.

  • Nate

    Could someone please tell Puffy that he ain’t “my boy?”

  • pixie

    Get over urself diddy mate, and you have a stupid name

  • BOY_NOT

    Yo Diddy, get yo head out yo a$$ and quit crying about
    have to fly commerical, you poor friggin thing! Get
    over yerself, we all have… fool

  • TheExpatriot

    His jet is flying on oil?

    Gee, I wish I was as smart as him.