At his Tuesday hearing, DMX cussed out Judge Lawrence Schwartz after having his bond denied. Lawrence responded, “Oh that just ingratiated you to me. I’ve never heard the “f’ word before so it’s okay,” and warned DMX’s lawyer that his reaction didn’t help prove he’s a good guy. The lawyer just giggled like a schoolgirl.

Having a fuck you attitude is the best way to get what you want in court. Next time he should consider spitting into the camera and kicking the bailiff in the balls. That always seems to work for me.