Dramatic cat and time wasters

Dramatic cat is impersonating dramatic hamster. I like turtles.

• Bossip: Bad news for Lisa Raye
• Drunken Stepfather: Amanda Bynes is a helpful bridesmaid
• Bastardly: Vanessa Hudgens performs
• Celebslam: Morgan Freeman’s car isn’t THAT bad
• CityRag: Paris Hilton owned by a baby

• Celebitchy: Charlie Sheen pays $380 pediatrician bill in nickels
• College Humor: The Dark Black Knight
• ASL: Say goodbye to Katie Price’s giant mounds
• CS: Cyndi Lauper calls George Bush the true anti-American
• SOW: Feel the puke

• Double Viking: The greatest self defense video ever
• INO: Parker Posey and her puppy
• Popoholic: A Monica Belluci quickie
• Grumpiest: Hayden Panettiere takes her ass to the Salon
• Attuworld: The Hannah Hilton Gallery