Ernest Borgnine made an appearance on Fox & Friends where they asked him what his secret for looking so young was. Ernest, smirking, with a firm grasp on the interviewer, whispered in his ear, “I masturbate a lot.” Nice. Nothing is hotter than imagining a 91-year-old man hunched over in the Fox green room abusing himself. If I were the interviewer, I’d find out whether he’s left or right handed because dude just touched his shoulder.