Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy at Cedars-Sinai this morning at 12:46 PM. They named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Because they hate him and already curse the day he was born.

“Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family. Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy.

Zuma Nesta Rock reminds me of beverages and sadness. Zuma = Numa Numa. Nesta = Nestea. Rock = Shaking my head in utter disbelief. They might as well have named him “Please, not the face” so the other kids will know.