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Jenna Jameson is expecting

Tito and Jenna

The NY Post today congratulates on her pregnancy with ex-UFC, now Affliction, fighter, .

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

If Jenna doesn’t have a c-section, then expect the baby to get stuck between the layers of dried semen caked to the walls of her vagina. It’ll be the first time the Jaws of Life are ever used during a birth.

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  • moo

    semen cake? ew. ew ew ew.

  • laura loon

    semen cake? yum yum yum!

  • http://theblemish.com Victor

    I’d like my cake with cherries please.

  • chewy

    expecting what?

  • Ben Dover

    I told her she should have swallowed!

  • Tom Jones

    Was it an immaculate conception?