The Blemish

Jenna Jameson is expecting

Tito and Jenna

The NY Post today congratulates Jenna Jameson on her pregnancy with ex-UFC, now Affliction, fighter, Tito Ortiz.

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

If Jenna doesn’t have a c-section, then expect the baby to get stuck between the layers of dried semen caked to the walls of her vagina. It’ll be the first time the Jaws of Life are ever used during a birth.

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Tom Jones | August 26th, 2008 8:34 am

Was it an immaculate conception?

 
Ben Dover | August 26th, 2008 8:54 am

I told her she should have swallowed!

 
chewy | August 6th, 2008 9:35 am

expecting what?

 
Victor | August 6th, 2008 8:50 am

I’d like my cake with cherries please.

 
laura loon | August 6th, 2008 8:34 am

semen cake? yum yum yum!

 
moo | August 6th, 2008 7:36 am

semen cake? ew. ew ew ew.

 

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