Jennifer Lopez wants you to pay attention to her

Jennifer Lopez filmed a segment for Good Morning America on Aug. 18 where she talked about her training for the Malibu Triathlon. Of course, after they finished taping, she couldn’t help but be a whiny bitch and complained about people paying more attention to Michael Phelps, who made Olympic history with eight gold medals, than to her running a triathlon. MSNBC says:

[Jennifer] was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

One only hopes that organizers employ spotters for the swimming portion of the race. I imagine she’ll be thrashing around in the ocean for a long time, swimming at an amazing pace of one foot every half hour and she’ll start drowning 35 minutes into it, only to have her buoyant ass save her.