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Jessica Simpson is chill

By The Blemish, 7:50 AM on Aug 22, 2008, 2 Comments

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was relaxing at a pool in Miami when she decided to seduce me with her ample bosom. It’s like she knew I would be staring at her. What a sexy temptress. Oh, alright. I accept your offer, Jessica. Meet me in room 203. Please don’t keep me waiting like those other four times I followed you to your hotel and got an adjacent room by you.

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2 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is chill”

  • eric the midget
    6:13 AM

    She looks like shes fingering herself !!

  • JMW
    8:37 AM

    She looks like she is masterbating in that first picture