John Mayer is talking

John Mayer gave an impromptu press conference in New York City on Saturday about his breakup with Jennifer Aniston. It wasn’t very interesting.

“If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody,” the singer challenged. “Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met.

Mayer snapped at a reporter who asked if he’s dating anyone else.

“Why are you asking me that question? I’m being as honest as I can possibly can be,” he responded. “I ended a relationship because there is no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right. I don’t waste people’s time.

“I don’t do ‘the taper,'” he continued. “I guarantee you [that] 20 percent of the people on this street right now who are in a relationship wish they could get out but they don’t know how. And I’m going to be honest on the way in to my relationships and I’m going to be honest on the way out of my relationships.”

Friends of Aniston say John is an attention whore and was leeching off Aniston, enjoying the movie star treatment the whole time he was with her. This is apparently why Aniston dumped him.

“He has a relationship with certain paparazzi (and) bloggers,” the source said. “He tips them off. He loves the attention. Jen didn’t want to believe it was happening, but it was, and she has no tolerance for that.”

Jennifer won’t be making a statement and if she did, nobody would care. Jennifer could be on fire and people would just shield their eyes and yell at her for being too bright.