Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne was spotted walking around London with a black eye and a laceration on the side of her head. Her reps say this wasn’t caused by an assault or over eagerness at finding that last piece of casserole in the back of the fridge.

Kelly had a low-key bank holiday weekend at home after suffering from a tummy bug.

Her illness was made even worse when she reached to get a glass from a cupboard in her kitchen and the whole piece of furniture fell off the wall on top of her, cutting her temple and hitting her in the left eye.

Experts believe this accident could have been avoided had Kelly put down the drumsticks she was clutching in each hand. It’s really hard to grab a glass from the cupboard with only your wrists. Especially if they’re smeared with grease.