Khloe Kardashian

Despite the lack of confirmation from NBC, The New York Post is sure that Khloe Kardashian will be on next season’s Celebrity Apprentice. Joan and Melissa Rivers will also be contestants while Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova are rumored as possibles.

This’ll be fun. There’s no way Khloe will make it past the first round. The only wit Khloe has ever shown was making a concentrated effort to leech off her sisters fame. Khloe has no business sense. She can’t even rely on her natural instincts because they’re useless. If you threw her into a shark tank, the first thing she’d do is try to pet one of them.