Lily Allen is out again

Yesterday, Lily Allen slipped her nipple. Later on in the day, she did it again. This makes me highly suspicious. Two nipple slips in one day? This is like the time I found a ten dollar bill in a homeless guy’s cup and then a block later, I found another ten dollar bill in another homeless guy’s cup. Tell me the truth homeless guys, were those bills I wrestled out of your frail hands fake?