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Michael uses his dead father as media bait

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. Today, Michael sinks to a new low. His father just passed away and he’s using his death to prove how horrible a person Dina is.

“My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney. Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral.”

“THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that’s par for the course with Dina! She didn’t even send a card or visit when he was sick.”

Michael’s dad won’t be buried or cremated for at least two weeks. His decaying corpse still has some media mileage left in him. Five days from now Michael will issue another statement to the press furiously proclaiming he has received nary an inquiry from Dina about funeral arrangements and that his dad has “really started stinking up his house.”

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The RZA
The RZA
15 years ago

Michael, obviously pictured between takes on the set of a gay porn movie, took a call from his attorney.

Jinxy McDeath
Jinxy McDeath
15 years ago

The fact that nothing is being done about his fathers body for so is disgusting, but they are all disgusting people. If he is so religious, as he claims, his fathers body should be interred 3 days after death. That is what the Catholic Church demands. Nobody waits two weeks to dispose of a decaying body.

Perhaps Ok! is doing a photo shoot to drum up the necrophilia crowd to buy its pile of garbage magazine. Sad that he still is trying to make money on his daughter instead of getting a real job.