Alan “Skip” Panettiere was released on $50,000 bail after being arrested for allegedly abusing his wife. Upon his release, Alan told Extra that it was “a misunderstanding” and that “nothing actually happened.” Extra reports,

“In fact, Lesley wasn’t even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad’s arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion.”

What about that unexplained mark on Lesley’s cheek? Lesley says she ran into a door and that Skip means well. He’s really a nice guy once you get to know him. To be honest, Lesley says it was practically her fault if you must know. She should have remembered how Skip gets when he’s had a few drinks. Stupid, Lesley. Stupid, stupid stupid.