Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian was hospitalized at New York Presbyterian Sunday night after she cut her foot open on a glass coffee table in her hotel room. A hyperbolic source tells TMZ that there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” Sure it did. I’ll let Robert Kardashian be the judge of that.

While no official announcement has been made, it was assumed Kim would be on next season’s Dancing With the Stars. Many believe the accident could jeopardize her appearance. Others — me — believe they should still let her on because they really want to see if when she falls and lands on her ass, will it be so bouncy that it will shoot her right back up? Sort of like a Gummi Bear?