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Paz Vega loves her thong, can’t poop?

By The Blemish, 11:50 AM on Aug 12, 2008, 0 Comments

Paz Vega

Sorry for the low quality, but it’s hard to take good shots with just one hand. Check out the header photo though. There’s something anatomically incorrect about it. Like Paz is missing an ass crack. Was she born without one? It seems this picture gives us definitive proof that this is the case. Pictures never lie. Also, don’t you feel sorry for the kid in the last photo? He’s been afflicted with the dreaded pixelated face syndrome. His god is a cruel god.

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