“Sex Drive” and time wasters

Usually when a film is described as American Pie-like and promises a live performance by Fallout Boy, it’s not very promising. While Sex Drive is billed as such, it actually looks decent in the “I’m lowering my expectations a lot so this will probably exceed it slightly” sort of way.

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• Drunken Stepfather: Miss Great Britain 1996 in a bikini
• Celeblsam: Katie Holmes looks pregnant
• Holy Taco: Melissa Satta is hot

• Celebitchy: Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife calls Linda Hogan a slut and a drunk
• Asylum: This is how you get back at your cheating spouse
• Bastardly: Taylor Swift eats a hot dog
• CS: Bret Michaels is full of it

• SOW: Mike Myers is a bastard again
• CoEd: Olivia Munn gets her breast massaged
• Celebparasite: Busy Phillipps sets her daughter up for humiliation
• FHM: Even with these tips, you’re not going to be dating anyone hot