The drunken Hamburgler known as David Hasselhoff, in a very vain attempt at jumping on the social network bandwagon, has created a brand new social networking site centered around him called HoffSpace. Now you can interact with people around the world who are just as deranged as you. On his site, David explains the impetus for this tragic mistake:

In my travels round the world I have always been surprised that no matter where I go people recognize and know me, from Europe, Australia and India to the Philippines and the Zulu Nation in South Africa. This got me thinking… I realized that while two people from two entirely different countries and backgrounds may seem to have nothing in common, the only thing they might have in common is me… So I decided to start a network where people from across the world might come together and get a conversation started over me. Where it will lead, I don’t know but the world would be a better place if everyone talked a little more to each other…

So here is HoffSpace. There are videos and photos of the adventures of my life (THAT NO ONE ELSE GETS TO SEE) and also from the lives of other members. Read the discussions or start a forum on a topic that interests you.

David boasts that the site already has 13,424 members. These lucky few will not only have access to the video of The Hoff after a night of drinking, but they’ll also have access to other David Hasselhoff classics such as The Hoff ruins Christmas, The Hoff drinks while driving, The Hoff plays quarters with Lindsay Lohan and my personal favorite, The Hoff makes a vodka cheeseburger shake and finds out it’s not as tasty as he imagined.