They are here!

Bad news for those waiting on pictures of Angelina Jolie’s twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. While they made their first appearance on the covers of both Hello! Magazine and PEOPLE, there aren’t any halos above their heads or angel wings sprouting from their backs. So, continue worshiping your false deities if you must, but don’t blame me when the one true god, the almighty Zeus, smites thee.