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Adriana Lima is on Ugly Betty

Adriana Lima

I’m not arguing Adriana Lima doesn’t look pretty good in these pictures of her on the set of Ugly Betty, I’m arguing that, normally, she’s weird looking and that sex with her would be the most surreal experience. Mid-coitus, your penis would be all, “Fuck yea, supermodel!,” but your brain would be all, “Wait a minute penis, I have a direct link with the eyes and he’s telling me he’s not too sure about this.” Then your penis would be all, “Screw you brain. Supermodel!,” and eventually, your brain will acquiesce because your penis has made a very convincing argument.

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3 Responses to “Adriana Lima is on Ugly Betty”

  • Alyssa

    Are you KIDDING? Adriana Lima is the most gorgeous woman on the plant. I’m sure your penis would have a wonderful time if, and only if, she’d WANT to have sex with you, which you’re assuming.

  • Kim

    I have to agree. Adriana Lima is the most beautiful woman ever!!! And Ugly Betty should be thanking the Lord that somehow Adriana will be guest starting on their show. I can’t to see the episode.

  • Lilly

    Okay, Adriana Lima is fantastic and beautiful. I have no CLUE what youre talking about. You must have a strange taste in women…