Katie Holmes made her big stage debut in the Broadway production of All My Sons. Tom Cruise showed up to cheer her on and steal her thunder. When Mr. Big Shot arrived, there was massive applause and before sitting, he “waved and bowed for the audience.” At the end of the show, Tom was the first to get up and give wild applause like his kid scored the winning goal at a soccer game.
Also making an appearance was the group Anonymous who showed up outside the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre to protest Scientology. They sported signs that read “Free Katie,” “Scientology is a cult” and “Scientology can suck my hairy balls.” I might have made that last one up. One demonstrator said:
“We are not boycotting Katie, we are not boycotting the play – we are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
This makes sense. The only thing that can stop a bunch of crazy Scientologists are a bunch of crazy /b/tards. As you can see in the video below, Scientologists staged an anti-protest. They handed out fliers with a few protesters’ real names printed on them, harassed them and one even tried to start an altercation. At least they know how to fight back. Throw in a few “Your mom” jokes and put a dead fish or two in their heating ducts and they’ll have Anonymous cowering in no time.