Bed Time Stories and time wasters

More like Bed Time… I got nothin’.

• Bossip: Janet Jackson leaves Island Def Jam, complete with awkward picture
• Drunken Stepfather: Tila Tequila, ugly and areoly.
• Bastardly: Alyssa Milano supports crappy movies
• Celebitchy: Kelly Osbourne wants to eat write a memoir

• Asylum: Ohio not safe for topless midget wrestlers
• CityRag: Tom Cruise wears lifts
• Holy Taco: Happy Birthday Bill Murray!
• CoEd: Blaine Irby’s knee should’t bend that way

• SOW: What happened to Chris Klein
• College Humor: Fat Nat’s eggs
• CS: Juliette Lewis on the catwalk
• Popoholic: Salma Hayek sings