More like Bed Time… I got nothin’.

  • Bossip: Janet Jackson leaves Island Def Jam, complete with awkward picture
  • Drunken Stepfather: Tila Tequila, ugly and areoly.
  • Bastardly: Alyssa Milano supports crappy movies
  • Celebitchy: Kelly Osbourne wants to eat write a memoir
  • Asylum: Ohio not safe for topless midget wrestlers
  • CityRag: Tom Cruise wears lifts
  • Holy Taco: Happy Birthday Bill Murray!
  • CoEd: Blaine Irby’s knee should’t bend that way