More like Bed Time… I got nothin’.
- Bossip: Janet Jackson leaves Island Def Jam, complete with awkward picture
- Drunken Stepfather: Tila Tequila, ugly and areoly.
- Bastardly: Alyssa Milano supports crappy movies
- Celebitchy: Kelly Osbourne wants to eat write a memoir
- Asylum: Ohio not safe for topless midget wrestlers
- CityRag: Tom Cruise wears lifts
- Holy Taco: Happy Birthday Bill Murray!
- CoEd: Blaine Irby’s knee should’t bend that way