Britney won three Moonmen

Britney Spears had never won an award at the MTV VMAs until last night when she picked up three mighty Moonmen which finally validated her existence. She won for Best Female Video, Best Pop Video and Video of the Year for Piece of Me. But that wasn’t the most notable thing that happened. No, what people will remember from last night was when Britney didn’t try to take a bite out of her Moonman thinking it was made out of chocolate. I mean, when she got it the second time. No chocolate for you, fatty!