Hilary Swank underwent a minor medical procedure to have a benign growth removed. The 34-year-old actress was “experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth. Her condition has been resolved and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation.”

It may have been 20 years overdue, but it seems Hilary Swank’s balls finally dropped. I read in a medical journal that it’s better to remove the male genitalia after that happens or else complications could arise. Just kidding. I never read a medical journal, but it sounded believable, right? Admit it.