The Daily Mail reports Jennifer Aniston is back in contact with John Mayer. The two broke up last month, a few weeks after Jennifer Aniston got lip surgery “to appear more attractive to Mayer.”

‘Jennifer reached out to John first. She had a few glasses of wine – then decided to throw caution to the wind and make the first move.

‘John was pleasantly surprised to hear from her. He says they’ve been in contact pretty much every day since and he’s really looking forward to seeing her again soon.’

Every single rumor out there about Jennifer Aniston makes her seem pretty pathetic. If she’s not whining and bitching about a guy, she’s groveling at the feet of another guy. Is this a move by her PR firm to build sympathy for the girl no one cares about? Or is it more that she really is so pathetic that if you so much as even glance at her, she’ll fall madly in love with you. When you leave for work, does she just sit in front of the door all day waiting for you to come home? Judging by all these testimonials, yes, probably, maybe. Look, I don’t know. Who cares about her boring ass anyway?