Celebrities complain a lot and with good reason. They have it hard. Maintaining relationships in a hectic life of doing nothing, sometimes being paid only $3 million for a movie and only getting 170 days of vacation a year. I’m glad I’m not a celebrity like Jennifer Aniston. Laying there all day in Los Cabos must be taxing. No, sir. That’s not for me. Sitting in my room wearing only underwear and eating Ramen noodles day in and day out is much, much more satisfying. Especially on the days that I don’t cry. Can I get that on a bumper sticker?