Josh Brolin

In an interview with W Magazine to promote the upcoming Oliver Stone George W. Bush biopic, W, Josh Brolin talks about his life, playing George W. Bush, and how pretty his dad is/was. Huh?

“My dad is probably one of the handsomest guys ever,” says Brolin. “I was making a joke and I said, ‘If I was a chick, I’d f— you.’ He was like, ‘You can’t say that! Shut your mouth!’”

Which reminds me. If I was a chick, I’d F me too. If that’s not a ringing endorsement for my devilishly good looks and boyish charm (or is it boyish good looks and devilish charm?), then I don’t know what is. Call me, ladies. Surprisingly, my calendar looks clear this whole month for any dates you want to schedule with me.

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