The Daily Mirror ran a piece claiming Josh Hartnett had been caught on CCTV having sex with a woman in a hotel library. Now, Josh is suing the Mirror for defamation, calling the rumors “a complete fabrication” and “unsubstantiated.”

To clarify, anytime a major publication calls your moves X-Rated and says it’s with a girl and not your doll collection, that’s a good thing. Anytime a major publication says you were caught on CCTV masturbating in a corner of the hotel library, that’s a bad thing. A very bad thing. You want to sue over something like that, not this. Especially when they put in bold letters that they had to zoom in to see exactly what you were doing and don’t even mention that you were nervous.