Lindsay Lohan turned down Playboy

Lindsay Lohan turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight page Playboy spread for their 55th anniversary issue in January. Lindsay’s rep told Playboy’s Hal Lifson, “If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” referring to the nude Marilyn Monroe shoot Lindsay did for New York Magazine.

Suuuure Lindsay doesn’t want to do it. She’s just trying to jack up the price. It won’t work Lindsay. People have already seen your freckled ass naked. Seeing it again is like riding a roller coaster for the second time. Your stomach still drops on each rise and fall, but the flutter in your heart is gone.