Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller has just become the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel. She will be the first all-American to join the group since Tyra Banks. The 5’8” Miller, who worked last years Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, is ecstatic and recalls a time when curvy girls with huge breasts weren’t welcome in the modeling industry. A time I think she completely made up. And I’m okay with that.

“When I started modeling, the more androgynous look was in, and I remember seeing on casting sheets, ‘No girls over a B-cup size,’” says the California native, 30, who is married to Hollywood producer Griffin Guess. “I was like, well, that’s not me! But I can’t do anything about it. I have to find my own niche.” In the end, she succeeded: “I am who I am, and I found people who love that.”

I don’t know which jealous bitch made up that casting sheet, but they should be shot. How dare you deny sexy girls like Marisa Miller their dream. It’s people like this that oppress beautiful people like me and Marisa. Well, no more I say. It’s time for a change. We, the pretty ones, demand equal if not more rights than normal looking people for we are categorically better.

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