Mary-Kate Olsen

Rumors are coming in that Ashley Olsen may have fired her sister, Mary-Kate, from their clothing line The Row. Ashley didn’t think Mary-Kate’s partying and all around debauchery was a good image for the company and has asked her to step down.

“She asked her sister to step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together.” Instead, MK will focus on their more affordable line, Elizabeth and James, for which their roles were always less hands-on.

What a bitch. If I was Mary-Kate, I wouldn’t go out without making a scene. I’d angrily brush everything off my desk and stomp around yelling, “How could you do this to me?” Then I’d go right up to Ashley and slap her right in her holier-than-thou face. Then I’d get the hell out before she realizes what just happened. Ahhhh! I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

That’s Mary-Kate in the picture above. How did she skip her 20’s and end up in her 30’s.