Miley Cyrus

Early reports citing inside sources claimed that Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray were trying to get fired fromHannah Montana by showing up late and swearing to do only 12 more episodes of the contracted 24. In a statement released to Us Magazine, Miley said this was a lie.

“I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I’m really excited about our new season. We are making great new episodes that I can’t wait for our fans to see and I’m looking forward to the Hannah Montana movie that will be out in the spring.”

Of course Miley isn’t leaving Hannah Montana. She makes billions off that dumb show. She could buy her own private island and stage monkey knife fights without getting hassled by the cops. Why would anyone give up an opportunity like that? Especially when Bobo has 10 to 1 odds on stabbing Binky in the stomach? It’s a sure thing, man. Trust me. Just bet on it.