Natalie & Devendra

Natalie Portman and Venezuelan indie folk rock short shorts wearing musician Devendra Banhart have ended their relationship.

A fan of Banhart’s music, Portman had asked him to donate a track to the charity compilation she curated on iTunes, Big Change: Songs for FINCA. She returned the favor by forgoing her usual fee to appear in the video.

“They got together right after the video shoot,” a source said at the time.

Reasons for the break-up weren’t given, but I think it was because he looks like a fucking weirdo all the time. Listen buddy, I’m the only one here who can pull off short shorts. I’ve been told my legs are amazing.