Will Smith

The internetz has long been flooded with rumors of Will Smith being a closeted homosexual and using his marriage with Jada Pinkett to cover it up. His dalliances with Scientology, of which another perceived to be gay actor is the figurehead of, hasn’t helped convince people otherwise. Now a “notorious Hollywood Madame,” tells Ian Halperin that after much reassurance, Will Smith placed an order through her for a man.

According to a notorious Hollywood Madame, Smith was a client of hers for years before she packed up shop and moved her operation to Manhattan earlier this year. She remembers the first time she ever spoke with Smith. “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Between you and me, this Madame might have the wrong definition of discretion. Webster’s defines it as the “ability to make responsible decisions.” She defines it as “fuck you celebrity, I’m going to the media or Ian Halperin.” Regardless, Will Smith probably didn’t see this coming back to bite him in the ass or rather, munch his ass out. Whichever he’s into. When asked for comment, Will Smith snapped his fingers in the air, shook his head and said, “Uh-uh sista, that ho is a dirty lya.”