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A message for Tom Cruise

By on October 21, 2008

Tom Cruise and Katie

Sigh, Tom. No matter how many suits you dress Katie in or how short you cut her hair it still doesn’t change the fact she doesn’t have a penis. Can you let her grow her hair long again and wear clothing appropriate for women of her stature? Maybe something low-cut? Because this K.D. Lang looks is starting to freak me out.

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