- Bossip: Sarah Palin wants to scare the shaky white folks
- Celebitchy: Matthew Broderick doesn’t need no stinkin’ marriage counseling
- Bastardly: Kate Beckinsale wants your support
- College Humor: The seven types of Grandma
- Drunken Stepfather: Welcome R. Kelly’s new apprentice, Soulja Boy
- Lainey: Vince Vaughn. Stuffing his face. Again.
- FHM: Another Sex Drive clip
- Asylum: Kimbo Slice finally got exposed for the mediocre MMA fighter that he is and simultaneously sinking EliteXC’s ship
