Amy Winehouse whistles while she works

A source close to Amy Winehouse says her nose is about to fall off from all that drug use. They say Amy admitted her nose “feels weak at the bone.” Neil San of FOX News confirms:

I saw Winehouse at a pub last week and she didn’t look well. Regarding her nose, she told me, “Yeah, it’s a problem, but it’s my problem so leave it.“ With that she fell against the DJ stand and seemed to fall asleep.

What an amazing conversation that must have been. Not many people have been able to catch a lucid Amy Winehouse. Neil, is it true that Amy Winehouse now has to either give you her small fortune or grant you one wish? Choose wisely. If I were you, I’d wish for a threesome. Or pie! Preferably banana cream.