Soon to be 16 Miley Cyrus, currently in a relationship with a 20-year-old model, was given the birds and the bees speech by her dad. A friend of Billy Ray’s said Miley is bound to be experimenting on account of her raging hormones.

“Miley’s career is just rolling along now and getting bigger and bigger. Everyone loves her and she has a shot to have a career like JULIA ROBERTS or JENNIFER ANISTON or someone like that.”

So Miley has the chance to become a boring, ugly, untalented actress destined to be in failed relationships and suffer the humiliation of being dumped by her husband for arguably one of the hottest female actresses on the planet? I mean, she could star in a Leprechaun remake. At least she’d have that. Billy continued:

“I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something stupid were to happen and she would no longer be a role model for young girls, something she takes very seriously.”

I’m sure Billy Ray mentioned Jamie Lynn Spears during that conversation because the near real threat of living on a farm dining on possum as your Bud Light chugging boyfriend putters through the woods on his ATV shooting at squirrels with his bros would set any girl straight.