Every year David Beckham takes a holy journey to watch the Lakers try and make it to the NBA finals. At the same time, every year Victoria Beckham asks how the Lakers game was and David always looks at her confused and asks, “Game?” Then Victoria surfs to The Daily Mail and sees these photos. And then she weeps into her hands. And David sees this sobbing, skeletal figure, sighs, shuts his eyes and thinks of Laker girl #4′s ass. It’s become somewhat of a tradition.
