Late yesterday, PEOPLE reported that Tea Leoni and David Duchovny were divorcing and “have in fact been separated for several months,” which makes this coupley photo taken of them at the Czech Street Festival a lie. Knowing that David Duchovny recently went to rehab for sex addiction, one may think he is to blame. Turns out that’s not true. The Daily Mail says that David found dirty text messages from Billy Bob Thornton on Tea’s phone.

Five-times married Billy Bob met Téa when they made a comedy film together earlier this year called Manure.

Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with Téa at his gigs.

‘She even helps him load and unload his truck,’ says a friend of the couple.

There must be something special about Billy Bob to jeopardize an 11 year marriage to be with him. Some say it’s his charisma, some say it’s his sexual prowess. I say it’s that magical charm he paid a shaman to make him. Occam’s razor, man.