Diora Baird does Maxim

Diora Baird isn’t a particularly great actress, but because this is Hollywood, you can bypass talent to achieve fame if you’re pretty enough and have big breasts. Which is why Diora is such an inspiration to me. I hope after my breast enhancement producers will look at me differently. And hopefully it won’t be a look of “why did that dude get such huge tits?” Because that would be disappointing. Cross my fingers.