Mandy Moore & DJ AM

Having dated briefly in 2007, Mandy Moore and Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein are back together. Ever since the plane crash that sent Adam to the hospital with burns all over his body, they’ve reconnected and Mandy has been giving Adam pity sex.

“Mandy said, ‘I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.'”

A witness saw Mandy and AM rubbing each other’s backs. Probably because that’s the only place which didn’t get burned. So take it from Adam Goldstein. If you want a girl who’s way out of your league to have sex with you, set yourself on fire and tell her you were in a big accident. She’ll feel sorry for you and will let you try anal or at least give you a handjob.