Last night, Madonna took a verbal swing at Guy, dedicating her song “Miles Away”, thought to be inspired by her relationship with Ritchie, to the “emotionally retarded.”

“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”

If Madonna is referring to how Guy inches out the door and peels out in his car when she asks for sex, then someone should tell her that’s not emotional retardation, fear of intimacy or whatever. That’s a normal reaction. Madonna needs to realize guys get uncomfortable when their girlfriend starts throwing them around the bed like a rag doll and screaming at them to “take it, take it!” “It” being the 9 inch dildo they’re about to shove into their anal cavity.